Being the short-hand rendering of the most excellent Holmesian fic
Transpostion (ACD-verse) by
methylviolet10b . I strongly recommend you read the fic first primarily because a) it is, as I said, most excellent, b) these will make more sense and be funnier that way, and c) this rather gives away the plot and the ending.
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The Abbreviated Journal Of John H. Watson, M.D. )